Since everyone else is doing it ...

Go to Google and type in your first name and "needs" in quotation marks. Google will tell you exactly what you need (whether you knew it or not!).

- Karen needs to learn the basics of spending and budgeting.

- Karen needs to grow up.

- Karen needs a new job.

- Karen needs to have full carbohydrate stores, and be well hydrated.

- Karen needs additional time for laundry and changing bed linen.

- Karen needs care and supervision twenty-fours hours a day.

- Karen needs to ask “What permits are required for this laboratory to operate?"

- Karen needs money to buy the roller skates she desperately wants.

... and my personal favourite ...

- Karen needs a lobotomy.