Sleepwalking

Thankfully, that's not a problem I have. I'm watching a documentary about it on TV, and it's pretty interesting, and downright scary at the same time.

As for me, well, I'm a sleeptalker. At least once every three months or so, I'll answer the phone in my sleep, carry on a perfectly normal conversation, and not remember any of it until late the next day.

Obviously, when one is a substitute teacher, this is not a great quirk to have. That's why I set my alarm to go off about a half-hour earlier than most calls would come. So far, this has worked.

I'll take my sleeptalking over sleepwalking anyday.