Complete and total meltdown.

(insert sounds of sobbing, screaming, fists pounding on an automobile hood, and boots kicking tires here.)

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The preceding sound effects were brought to you by a 1998 Chevy Malibu named Betsy whose power steering has failed and who will not be content until Karen is bald (from ripping her hair out), wearing nothing but rags, and being chased by money-collectors.