Dear World,

Today, you have ticked me off in ways that are simply too numerous to list.

My blood pressure is such that I can hear my pulse in my ears -- and I've been sitting for the last hour.

I have reached the point where, if just one more thing happens, my thyroid is going to explode like the booster rockets on the space shuttle and my head is going to launch into outer space.

So I'm going to bed now. Just so you know.